Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Jodie Foster Interview


My dearest, oldest friend Nelson Aspen (the Vera to my Auntie Mame, if you will, although he'll argue that I'm Martha Raye to his Bob Hope) scored and delivered a fabulous one on one interview with Jodie Foster.

That bitch Aspen gets all the fucking good interviews. I didn't talk to him for three months when he had an interview with Meryl Streep and couldn't figure out a way to sneak me in as a gaffer or craft service girl. BITCH!

Anyway, enjoy!



Nelson regailed folks with tales of our early days of traipsing through Hollywood with divine decadence in one of his recent blogs:

Nelson's Blog and Naughty Tales of Our Adventures

Yes, we did have some OUTrageous adventures, most I'm sure will be caught up in bitter litigation when we decide to write our memoirs.

2 pithy remarks. Click here to Comment:

Nelson said...

Don't believe a word J.D. says, folks. Just because she has the greatest head of hair and complexion of any woman in America, she is often known to incorrectly recall important facts about any alcohol-induced reveries. As for the "Vera" to her "Mame" or "Hope" to her "Raye," it's more like I'm the "Blanche" to her "Dorothy," or "Crystal Allen" to her "Countess deLage!"

I've had the decades-long privilege to be her neighbour, her "talent" and her friend. Julie DiSalvatore is one of the most lovely people I know, inside and out.

As for my Jodie Foster interview, she was surprisingly animated, energetic and spirited...and as bright and erudite as you'd expect. Loved her, loved the movie.

If you're a movie & showbiz fan, please drop by my Yahoo Blog sometime and leave your comments for me. http://au.blogs.yahoo.com/nelson-aspen

Mark in DE said...

Oh... my... god! Your hair in that photo is HILARIOUS!!! Sounds like you two have the friendship most people would love to have. Good for you!

Mark