Embarrassing Birthday Moment Number One

Hello darlings,

Well today is my birthday. I am officially older than Methuselah. I never thought I would ever be this old. I mean...42?! That's like the age of parents and school teachers.

Anyway I started my birthday at 12:01 since I happened to be at the lesbians vs the gay men karaoke and those folks will use any excuse to get crazy.

My friend, the illustrious writer Lisa D decided to pen a song to sing for me. Usually Miss D's talents can be found gracing the ranks of the New York Times best seller list (she's so expensive, I asked her once to proof read my blog and she quoted me 3 grand), but tonight she made an exception and scribbled something in my honor.

And since I live in Hollywood, there was someone there to film the entire episode.

So here is the karaoke musical tribute to the old gray haired lesbian diarist.




Thank you everybody!!!