Dumbledore to be on Cover of The Advocate?!

So, when asked about the dating life of senior HARRY POTTER wizard Dumbledore, J.K. Rowling responded to a crowd at a Barnes and Nobles book reading by saying, "I've always thought of him as gay."

Cut to:

HUGE MEDIA BLITZ. Gays are mad (Why didn't she mention this sooner?), Christian Conservatives are so incredibly upset and the entire world seems to be coming to end.

All I want to know is whether he'll be on the cover of the Advocate, and where do we send the toaster?

Not helping gay rumours, here's a shot of the man circa 1996 at famed Broadway bar, Don't Tell Mama's singing his version of EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES.