So Friday morning was our attempted take over of the airwaves by the lesbians. Make note: don't plan any sort of coup d'etat before noon. Especially if the night before was spent at East/West drinking champaigne to all hours on lesbian night in West Hollywood. I wasn't awake enough to take over a cup of coffee, much less a radio network.
I was really hoping to prove Bill O'Reilly right - that there were these dangerous, violent lesbian gangs. But needless to say, I'm not sure we really got it all together. Intelligent discourse, witty humour and a dialogue about chicken advocacy and gay rights... yeah, we didn't really take to the streets with our "pink pistols" as Mr O'Reilly proported.
Loved the Lesbian Takeover. I could only catch the first 2 hours so if someone could forward me the last hour it'd be great. I'm partly on Ira Glass' side on the chicken advocacy thing though. This is why the world hates us; well, one of the reasons. That we have the time and freedom to worry about poultry consumption and the bird's 'person'-alities. Large litters and short gestation periods are nature's way of saying the species will survive by sheer statistics. I love animals but I'd gladly kill a mouse if he got into my pet bird's cage. And raising an animal for food is ok. Fur is not. Inhumane trapping and torture of animals is abhorrent. I've had to rescue two squirrels this summer from being trapped in my neighbor's double-crook bird feeder. Another one had to be put down because I found him too late. I welded a ladder between the posts so now it isn't squirrel-proof. But I couldn't stand the thought of these animals tortured just because we want to see the wild birds come near our homes. 'Nough said.
I am not talking about breasts in that photograph. If I were, it would appear that I was talking about Tara Reid's lopsided breasts. No, sadly, I'm just madly gesticulating as usual. Always works for radio.
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Loved the Lesbian Takeover. I could only catch the first 2 hours so if someone could forward me the last hour it'd be great.
I'm partly on Ira Glass' side on the chicken advocacy thing though. This is why the world hates us; well, one of the reasons. That we have the time and freedom to worry about poultry consumption and the bird's 'person'-alities. Large litters and short gestation periods are nature's way of saying the species will survive by sheer statistics. I love animals but I'd gladly kill a mouse if he got into my pet bird's cage. And raising an animal for food is ok. Fur is not. Inhumane trapping and torture of animals is abhorrent. I've had to rescue two squirrels this summer from being trapped in my neighbor's double-crook bird feeder. Another one had to be put down because I found him too late. I welded a ladder between the posts so now it isn't squirrel-proof. But I couldn't stand the thought of these animals tortured just because we want to see the wild birds come near our homes. 'Nough said.
I am not talking about breasts in that photograph. If I were, it would appear that I was talking about Tara Reid's lopsided breasts. No, sadly, I'm just madly gesticulating as usual. Always works for radio.
If you watch Katherine's video, that is actually the part where you call young catholic school girls "ripe".
Ah yes, Lesbian Gangs...or as they're commonly known: EXES
I thought when we travel in packs it was called a "Gaggle of Gays!" Or is that geese? Gays, Geese, Gangs, Gosh! I need a drink.
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